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If Someone Else Hands Me a Free Newspaper, I Swear I'll, I'll, I'll...


Dear London Lite/ Metro Newspaper Person...

Why do you insist on handing me a paper:

a) when you can see my hands are FULL of shopping

b) when you can see I already have a frikkin free newspaper in my hand

c) when you know and i know i'm blanking you

d) when you're blocking my entrance to stratford station during rush hour


Please LEAVE ME ALONE.


Thank you.

ebele

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