Two to be precise - just above my right nipple.
Potential health hazard if you ask me - imagine if you will:
Scenario 1: I have a baby. My baby chokes on my nipple hair while I'm breastfeeding him/her. I'll never be able to forgive myself (neither would my baby - poor kid could be traumatised for life).
Scenario 2: I shave my nipple hair - baby's lips get seriously bruised by the stubble.
WHY ME? WHY ME? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY......
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE:
Maybe I'm special.
ON THE NOT-SO-BRIGHT SIDE:
Is it a bird?, is it a plane? - no, it's The Woman with the Bearded Nipple.
Great.
(Isn't it bad enough that I'm so beautiful? Why God, Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.)
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On a serious note, I'm ok with it. I've had it for so long that I am now at one with it. Sometimes I shave it off. Sometimes I don't. Sometimes I bunch it up in a ponytail. Or a side parting.
I find it all freakingly interesting though - my nipple hair - same way I was amazed at the intricate way my stretchmarks grew on my body - like creeping plants.
My book 'How to Love Your Titty Hair' is available on Amazon and all good bookstores, including barber shops... except my local barber's - he's a perv.
Dear Reader...I have nipple hair...
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LOL hehehe The stage of satire awaits you :-)
Satire? Satire? Why is no-one taking me seriously? I was actually telling the truth. Sniffle, sniffle. :-(
Thanks for passing thru ;-)
Only two hairs!?! Two words. Tweezer. Pain.
Did someone say Pain?
Noooooooooo.
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